Sam Altman to mother: “Thank you for getting me to this point. Now, please die.”
“I’m not surprised. He said the same to his father eight years ago,” Sam’s mother Connie said, “I’m so proud of him.”
March 19, 2026
“I’m not surprised. He said the same to his father eight years ago,” Sam’s mother Connie said, “I’m so proud of him.”
March 19, 2026
“We knew he was perfect when he denied involvement in the OpenAI whistleblower’s death. Very convincing,” showrunners said.
March 14, 2026